You’re the heaviest guy I would date.

That’s a really good college, for a state school.

You’re pretty athletic for a short chubby guy.

Lol, a lot of people don’t like your humor but I think you are really funny.

Great picture! You must have a really nice camera!

You’re so articulate! [said to a black man]

Usually cardigans look terrible on fat guys.

via How to Avoid Giving a Backhanded Compliment | The Art of Manliness.